• kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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vocodex:

  • COSPLAY IS A HOBBY
  • COSPLAY IS A HOBBY
  • COSPLAY IS A HOBBY FOR MOST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • EVERYONE STARTS SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!
  • NOT EVERYONE IS A PROFESSIONAL COSTUME MAKER OR DESIGNER AND NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO PURSUE THAT CAREER PATH
  • COSPLAY IS A HOBBY
  • YOURE ALL NERDS IN FUCKING COSTUMES
  • STOP RIPPING EACH OTHER NEW ASSHOLES
  • THANKS
  • YOURE ALL NERDS IN COSTUMES 
  • YOURE NOT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE
  • THANKS AGAIN 

(Source: dog360)

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

(Source: panerasexual)

"

Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.

"

Charles Bukowski (via sharksinyourfuckinmouth)

(Source: mytheatreofcruelty)